Woke up and puked in the shower. Why is this my life… Why am i always fucking sick
*i slowly walk over to a random baby and whisper in his ear* psst. hey. hey kid. what does a boob look like
WHO BOUGHT THIS GUY A CAMCORDER
A VERY SMART PERSON
This won’t make your blog look ugly. How could you not reblog this? REBLOGGING THIS COULD SAVE A LIFE!!!
is this a real thing lmao I didn’t even know people tried to blow in vaginas, that’s awkward.
Guess I’ve gotta figure something else out.
I really hate that “reblogging could save a life” bullshit, but seriously - don’t blow into vaginas.
This goes for assholes, too, guys. I know a couple who went tubing once, and they had to re-air their tubes, but the guy thought it would be funny to stick the tip of the air compressor up to her bikini trunks, the air ruptured something inside her and she died within thirty minutes.
I’d also like to add that this is why you never use open bottles as sex toys. They can force air up into the vagina and rupture something or introduce air into your bloodstream through an open cut which in turn causes an embolism. That’s why all sex toys should be solid and without sharp edges.
Reblogged for last comment.
Look, I’m not one to judge but…
what the fuck kinda sex are ya’ll having?
Wait wait wait, is this real?? Because if so, i now have a really bad fear or somehow getting air accidentally blown into my vagina and dying??
*violently refreshes your blog until you answer my anon message*
if you are walking a dog and you see me checking you out
- i am not checking you out
- i am looking at your dog
- not you